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Being I wear an eye patch I normally expect attention in public, but when I decided to eat here I got some real strange vibes. It seems my disability spoke to the owner James in a different way than intended and they took me to the "VIP" area. There were several recognizable people already in this area and the mood seemed very odd. I saw several of the famous people being ushered off into separate rooms in long corridor style hallways, most likely to discuss pizza and politics. The most disturbing part was the cries of children that didn't seem to be coming from upstairs but echoed to sound like they were coming from the rooms downstairs. After a few more minutes I felt too much like I was in the movie "Eyes Wide Shut." Since I don't like Tom Cruise, Scientology, or weird secret societies like the Illuminati, I abruptly left without ever trying their cheese pizza. I suggest you all do the same.
I walked in and there were
people with suits and ties on and I recognized some of them on TV to be some
famous and high ranking officials who were sitting together in a dim lit room
downstairs. As I was down stairs, there were a multitude of rooms down a long
hallway and at the end of the hallway was a spiral staircase going even further
down. As I neared the spiral staircase, I could detect a horrendous odor, an
odor that was worst than a week old dead body (and I thought nothing could ever
smell worse than a dead rotting corpse). While I walked down the spiral stair
case and reached the bottom, I could see even more rooms down another long
hallway with the doors open and signs on top of the doors. Some signs had
descriptions of how old a child was, male or female, and if it was a brand new
fresh off the street type of child. I could go on and describe what were in
those rooms but I cannot bear to bring back those memories and make you, the
reader, suffer as I did. BUT ALL IN ALL, GREAT PLACE, 5/5 WOULD DEFINITELY GO
BACK! <----WTF????????????
Was greeted and served by
the manager on my visit. Unfortunately he gave me some pretty bad vibes. Asked
for a medium cheese pizza, and he just stared at me grinning, and insisted he
shake my hand. Did this weird hand shake where he pressed down on my ring
finger knuckle, whilst winking at me. I responded in kind. Told me he'd show me
to the special "members table" in the basement, which was in a bare
concrete basement with a small child chained to the wall. Turned around and
left. Wouldn't recommend.
I came in asking to make
an order, and the guy asked me 'do you want to play dominos on cheese or on
pasta?'. I wasn't really sure what he meant but he kept winking at me. He said
I could leave my map anywhere I wanted if I came back once they closed. I don't
even have a map! hahaha. Not really sure what he meant but my slice of
pepperoni pizza was alright. The workers are oddballs but the pizza is good!
Can someone tell me why
there are these weird artworks in the pictures for the place? Are they actually
hung up in there?! Isn't that incriminating enough???
Pizza was ok, but
seriously what is with the creepy artwork on the walls in the ping pong area
with the women holding a decapitated head? You bastards gave my children
nightmares and should be ashamed
Managers attitude last
night was horrible... First they stopped serving anything but salad at 9:30
after our group of 10 people were told kitchen closed at 9:45. Then at 10:30
the manager chased everyone out (+/-25 people in total) forcing us to leave half
craft of over priced wine behind. It was evident by her attitude as early as 9
that she wanted everyone out.
Went to eat there with a
friend while in the Washington area. I was kind of put off since there were so
many kids around. I felt like I was at chuck-e-cheese's. I thought this was
more adult friendly, but its basically a chuck-e-cheese's run by hipsters.
The food was okay, but not
that great. Pizza had a little bit too much dough, and tasted store bought.
Apparently, the regulars say that the best pizza slices, pasta, wine, and
spirits are all on the secret menu; and custom catered in the back room. WHat
the freakin heck does that mean?! Why wouldn't they just put their best
products on main menu?!? Unless they're just hiding a big secret recipe LOL
just kidding. They have a nice setup going with all the kiddos and little tykes
In a separate children's room (supervised by the staff of course) got to spend
some quality time with the wifey wife while the kiddos got to make some new
friends and mingle with the hip, super cool staff. My five year old daughter
said she had a great time but won't tell me much as she said "you don't
even wanna know what goes on" LOL @ the kids these days boy I tell you
what
Creepy and horrible. Weird demonic paintings
on the wall and overall a sketchy atmosphere. I felt like I was being watched
and something felt off. Kids where being ushered in the back through secret
doors and when I approached them they got super nervous and didn't let me
through. 1/5
